I love that Asgardians are immortal and Thor and Loki are hundreds of years old but their hair grows super fast and haircuts just aren’t a thing
This is it. The exact moment when I died.
LOKI MAKES IT SOUND LIKE AN ORGY THEY’RE ABOUT TO START ON INSTEAD OF AN EPIC BATTLE
THEN AGAIN, LOKI MAKES ANYTHING SOUND LIKE AN ORGY
“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”
Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”
PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.
I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.
My excuse for leaving any social gathering early.
I am totally going to use this now.
“Well, guys, this coffee date was fun, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotenheim.”
trickster meets trickster?!?!?!
requested in LS